- Seed nanobots Lay down necessary infrastructure for scalable deployment
- Buzzing Let a few of people get a glimpse of something interesting, strut up and down making beep-beep noises
- Abduction Grab a likely looking individual or two
- Anal probe Embed the technologies into your best abductees – creating drones
- Infection Use the drones to spread the technology through their peers
- Mind control Mass marketing through cosmic rays
- Total invasion!
Please note that this invasion plan is not endorsed by JISC, CETIS or the University of Bolton
Made me think about some extra-terrestrial caricatures (maybe you’ve met some?):
Vogon: tortures you with the poetry of technology with painful mis-application of technical terms and jargon. Stomps about. Doesn’t want to listen. Throws people out of airlocks
Vulcan: cant understand why no-one else subscribes to their logically perfect technology plan but knows in principle about illogical human attachment to Apple macs etc.
How helpful it would be?
It’s not supposed to be helpful